Citroen Nemo Van Review

August 8th, 2009

Signs and Graphics (Cymru) Limited have recently purchased a new Citroen Nemo 1.4HDi LX van which replaces an ageing Peugeot Partner.

Citroen Nemo Van LX Model

Citroen Nemo Van LX Model

The Partner  was identical in many respects to the popular Citroen Berlingo and the new Nemo is, in the same manner, similar to the Peugeot Bippa and the latest incarnation of the long running Fiat Fiorino.

The Verdict

The Verdict? …… Already?…….

Well…….. in a reversal of most tests or reviews we will start with a basic verdict which is that we like it!

We tell you this first because having read  various reviews before purchase there are a few things which might be classed as niggles or problems which probably don’t get much of a mention elsewhere.

All the basic specs and technical details are available from other sites, including  Citroen’s very own Nemo site .

We are going to highlight  just a few points which might be worth considering before you take the plunge:

The Niggles

Passenger Seat

The old Peugeot Partner had, as standard, a very useful passenger seat which folded flat to give a useful work surface , somewhere to put a cofeee cup during a rest break or, more importantly, to allow loading of longer length items.

The Nemo has an optional “Extenso” folding seat. Now, one or two of the reports we have read suggest that this “option” is part of the standard fitments to the LX model (This has the so-called “Comfort Pack” and “Plus Pack”). This is not the case!  The standard seat reclines to a certain extent and the headrest is removeable but it does not give anything like the versatility of the the folding option.

It is important to specify this option at the time of ordering if you think you might need it as the added cost is around £70. We have been told that to replace the supplied standard seat will cost an eye-watering amount – in excess of £1200!!!

Storage space

A decent sized lidded and lockable glove box is fitted but, unlike the aforementioned Partner van, the lid opens only to an angle so there is nowhere to put your cups or cans.

Each door pocket has a holder for one small bottle and, if you don’t have the optional cigarette lighter etc., you can just about squeeze a cup into the central console space.

The upper dash area is a triumph of design over functionality with sweeping shapes giving a pleasing modern look but wasting opportunities for useful storage.

Citroen Nemo dash board

Citroen Nemo dash board

Leg Room

Citroen Nemo drivers space

Citroen Nemo drivers space

Those of ….. er….. (cough) … larger proportions should make sure they are at ease behind the wheel.

The high centre console with gear stick means you are very much enclosed in the driving area. If your legs relax to the sides as you drive the left knee is likely to press against the central area and there is no padding to cushion the presure.At the same time your right leg will touch the door handle and automatically trigger the central locking. (See our other comments on locking below).

The seat, however, does provide good all round support and has been comfortable on long runs.

Arm Rest

Citroen Nemo folding arm rest

Citroen Nemo folding arm rest

There is also a folding armrest between the seats bit the position is so poor that is is practically useless.

Rear Doors

These open to 180 degrees but do not lock in this position so you will need to hold or wedge them open whileloading awkward items.

rear door opening Citroen Nemo

rear door opening Citroen Nemo

Central Locking

A really nice feature is that (with the LX option) central locking allows you to lock and unlock the side and rear cargo doors independently of the cabin from a button on the dash. You can also unlock them seperately from the key fob  although the lock button on the fob locks all doors at one click  (including the cabin).

Citroen Nemo key

Citroen Nemo key

The key fob though is very sensitive and, having locked the vehicle, you need to be very careful not to touch the buttons accidentally as you walk away as even slipping the keys into a pocket can unwittingly unlock the vehicle again.

The Verdict (Part 2)!

Remember – we have highlighted niggles we have found with this van but other, more celebrated, people have voted it International Van of the Year 2009 and we are, indeed, pleased with it.

It has funky looks, some good features which we have not mentioned, a smooth responsive engine and pretty good fuel economy, although we have yet to see anything like the claimed 62 mpg, currently averaging around 54 mpg over a wide variety of driving types.

We will try and answer any queries and add to this report as we gain more experience with the van.

Cardiff City Football Club – Coin throwing

April 8th, 2009
A man has been charged in relation with the coin throwing incident at the Cardiff City v Swansea Championship football match in which referee Mike Dean was struck close to his eye with a coin.


The 24 year old from Pontypridd has been released on bail and is the first known case of anyone from Pontypridd having money to throw around.



University of Glamorgan – Comic Relief – Not!

March 23rd, 2009

Troubled times are here  with a deep recession and many, if not most, people struggling with their finances.

No surprise then, that we have to consider very carefully how to proceed with our business strategy; customers require less work and, somehow, seem to think that prices are falling because of the lessened recessionary demand whilst, in fact, our costs are rising dramatically due to the weak pound with almost everything we buy having to from machinery to materials having to be imported.

However, a telephone call from the “Events Manager” at the University of Glamorgan requested us to produce some signage for an event they were holding to raise money for the worthy cause of Comic Relief and a written request soon followed, poorly written and a sad reflection of the current educational standards.

We agreed to donate a banner for the event.

Our time in dealing with the enquiry, designing the banner and the material costs were all provided free of charge.

And the result?

The banner is sat here in front of me.  The event has come and gone.

The “Events Manager” could not even be bothered to collect the banner from us, despite reminders in the forms of telephone calls and e-mail. Not so much as a word of apology for not not doing so!

We note that other Comic Relief events were a great success this year and, despite their shortcomings, we hope this one was too.

Will we be supporting other charitable events in the future?

We hope so – but we doubt they will be connected with the University of Glamorgan!

The Welsh Assembly

March 6th, 2009

You really couldn’t make this up!

BBC Wales News began their report last night (March 5) with two headlines.

The first story told us how The Welsh Assembly Government plans to spend an incredible £42 million refurbishing part of it’s buildings in Cardiff.

The next story showed a film of a 3 year old boy suffering from cerebral palsy, dragging himself across the floor, unable to walk and in need of a wheelchair.

According to the BBC :

A total of 53 adults and children have been waiting for an assessment which will allow them to receive wheelchairs.

One child has been waiting for 20 months ……..

And yet, an astonishing £100,000 is being spent simply on PLANS for the Assembly redecorations!

How many disabled people could be helped  just with the money squandered on those plans?

Youth Problems – A Fresh Approach

March 4th, 2009

We all read stories about gang culture, knife crime, graffitti and vandalism in the press and become almost accustomed to the view that the young people of these times are a bad lot, beyond redemption.

Indeed, although living in a relatively peaceful area, we have been filled with consternation when out walking our dogs at the sight of  “hoodies”  approaching at speed on bicycles along the pavement.  Almost invariably though, when we have pulled our dogs in to protect them, the said “hoodies” have shouted a very polite  “Thank you” for letting them pass!

We were interested then to read a post on a business forum we  frequent about Cardiff born Craig Burrows who now lives in nearby Rhydyfelin, Pontypridd.

Craig was troubled by vandals who threw stones at his house and took  the somewhat unusual approach of  chasing the youths involved  and, rather than dishing out his own “rough justice” or handing them over to the police, he questioned them about their actions.

The story can be read in more detail in an article published at the Wales Online website but suffice to say that the youths reaction inspired Craig to set up The ‘Streetz’ Project aimed at giving children from the age of 11 to 16 the chance to learn new talents in their local area, hopefully preventing the boredom which so many seem to complain of  and deterring them from entering into vandalism and progressing to other crimes.

Craig has big things planned for The ‘Streetz’ Project and we aim to provide a little sponsorship where possible.

Visit the Streetz site to read more about it.